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System of a Down is better than you
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omg i made a bunny go me!
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Me: Y'know Danny, since Danielle was cloned from your DNA, that means that she's techinally your daughter and not your cousin.
Danny: What?! I'M THE FATHER OF A 12-YEAR-OLD HALF-GHOST GIRL! *runs off*
Me: Huh... I always thought she was 10 years old...
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Me: Y'know Danny, since Danielle was cloned from your DNA, that means that she's techinally your daughter and not your cousin.
Danny: What?! I'M THE FATHER OF A 12-YEAR-OLD HALF-GHOST GIRL! *runs off*
Me: Huh... I always thought she was 10 years old...
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~ Bill Cosby
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